drawings of my cat(s) (1)
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“commandeered” bruce that’s just stealing. bruce that’s grand theft auto. bruce.
You're an ordinary Gotham citizen, about to get into your car. Suddenly, Batman runs up to you.
"I need to borrow your car!"
"Wha-"
"I need to help Robin!"
"I've got work -"
Batman throws you a set of keys and points to the Batmobile. You wordlessly hand over your keys.
"Thanks!" he yells, jumping behind the wheel, "I'll return with the car or a better replacement vehicle in 12 hours!"
You drive the Batmobile to work. You realize you forgot your parking pass. No one seems to mind. No one gets much work done that shift, either.
The next morning you leave your apartment to find your car back in your parking spot. The tank is full and the oil has been changed. There are flowers and a gift card in the passenger seat. You don't know how Batman switched the keys.
You are Two Face in traffic and in your rear view mirror you see Batman crouched like a grandma behind the wheel of a bight pink muscle car.
"Please... no matter how much despair awaits them... Let what remains at the end of their stories... Be like that sunny day... Full of gentle light."
he’s not ugly he’s handsome
distinguished
rugged
This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!
Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.
When you reblog Lightning Bison, Lightning Bison gets 200 metres closer to the journalist who called him ugly
He’s sacred now, btw.
That one time I realized confused, non-Japanese people make riceballs with vinegary SUSHI RICE which is a big no-no so i made an entire tutorial on how to prepare them ft an OC
I mean… you do you but it’d be like making chicken noodle soup with beef-stock instead of chicken