Sugar and Salt

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

folks, I saw what is probably the most American Shirt in America today, lady came in wearing a shirt w/ an American flag pattern and what looked like an overlay of the Declaration of Independence, and that pattern faded to white in a circle and in that circle were three garden gnomes wearing American flag print hats and tunics, holding American flag print hearts

I have had a headache since last night which is an Unusually Long Time for me to have a headache also my usual painkillers were Not working so between the pain and stress of ''what the hell did I do to get this long-ass headache'' I've had a bit of a brain fog all day so like seeing this lady come in with this shirt felt like a fever dream of some sort anyhow headache is a bit less painful so I think I probably just fucked up some muscles sneezing too hard (for context this would unfortunately not be the first time I've sneezed too hard and pulled a muscle) so I'm not as stressed but I'm still tired as hell and brain's still not at 100% and I still can't believe I saw an American Gnome Shirt absolutely surreal in an already surreal day oracle of lore
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